Stare Dad

Dad! I can't sleep! Read me a story! *sigh* what kind of story? um.. a fairy tale? Bring me the Bible.

Dad! I can't sleep! Read me a story! *sigh* what kind of story? um.. a fairy tale? Bring me the Bible.  Stare Dad

I want Guild Wars 2 now!!! No you don't. Why? It's gonna blow dick.

I want Guild Wars 2 now!!! No you don't.  Why? It's gonna blow dick.  Stare Dad

Dad, I need help with StarCraft! Build some defenses. It won't let me. YOU REQUIRE ADDITIONAL PYLONS

Dad, I need help with StarCraft! Build some defenses. It won't let me. YOU REQUIRE ADDITIONAL PYLONS  Stare Dad

Dad! SWTOR is going free-to-play! Not worth it. But... it's free... NOT. WORTH. IT.

Dad! SWTOR is going free-to-play! Not worth it. But... it's free... NOT. WORTH. IT.  Stare Dad

Dad, the police are at the door, Mommy is dead. Come again? Mom is dead We're free?! WE'RE FREE!

Dad, the police are at the door, 
Mommy is dead. Come again? Mom is dead We're free?!
WE'RE FREE!  Stare Dad

uncle dana, henderson is hurt and he can't fight jones!! tell him to fight Chael then Lorenzo He says fuck you baldy he says what?!?!?

uncle dana, henderson is hurt and he can't fight jones!! tell him to fight Chael then  Lorenzo He says fuck you baldy he says what?!?!?  Stare Dad

Dad! I wet my bed last night! No, you didn't. I-...I didn't? I did!

Dad! I wet my bed last night! No, you didn't. I-...I didn't? I did!  Stare Dad

Dad! I want to learn karate! So fucking learn it. How? Roadhouse

Dad! I want to learn karate! So fucking learn it. How? Roadhouse  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom's acting strange. Oh? How? She's walking in circles. I forgot to nail the other foot to the floor.

Dad, Mom's acting strange. Oh? How? She's walking in circles. I forgot to nail the other foot to the floor.  Stare Dad

Dad, mom said to ask you what a child molester is. ... Dad? Allow me to demonstrate

Dad, mom said to ask you what a child molester is. ... Dad? Allow me to demonstrate  Stare Dad
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