Stare Dad

Dad I got in a fight today at school! Did you win? No. Get my belt!

Dad I got in a fight today at school! Did you win? No. Get my belt!  Stare Dad

Dad! I'm hungry! Not this shit again. Go fuck yourself. .........touche.

Dad! I'm hungry! Not this shit again. Go fuck yourself. .........touche.  Stare Dad

Daddy, daddy! Can you wipe me? I'm busy. ...Doing what? Being a man

Daddy, daddy! Can you wipe me? I'm busy. ...Doing what? Being a man  Stare Dad

Daddy why do I need glasses, you and mommy don't need them! Bad eyesight is genetic, boy. Exactly, so.. I'm not your fucking Dad!

Daddy why do I need glasses, you and mommy don't need them! Bad eyesight is genetic, boy. Exactly, so.. I'm not your fucking Dad!  Stare Dad

Dad, my baby momma wants to take me to the Maury Show! Is it yours? I don't think so. Practice your dance moves!

Dad, my baby momma wants to take me to the Maury Show! Is it yours? I don't think so. Practice your dance moves!  Stare Dad

Dad! A carnivorous plant ate mom in our backyard! Good. Stage one is complete. W-what's stage two? In a few hours, you will collect its feces and I'll show you stage two.

Dad! A carnivorous plant ate mom in our backyard! Good. Stage one is complete. W-what's stage two? In a few hours, you will collect its feces and I'll show you stage two.  Stare Dad

Dad my butthole hurts Good thing you were in a deep sleep What? That butthole isn't gonna penetrate itself

Dad my butthole hurts Good thing you were in a deep sleep What? That butthole isn't gonna penetrate itself  Stare Dad

Dad! Can you hear that screaming?! Ignore it. Sounds like it's from our cellar. SCREAMING KEEPS THE WINE FRESH.

Dad! Can you hear that screaming?! Ignore it. Sounds  like it's from our cellar. SCREAMING KEEPS THE WINE FRESH.  Stare Dad

Gross i found i bag of smelly stuff! son, it,s just a trash bag It was in your dresser MY STASH!!!

Gross i found i bag of smelly stuff! son, it,s just a trash bag It was in your dresser MY STASH!!!  Stare Dad

Dad, I got raped! Good. What? Time for Round Two.

Dad, I got raped! Good. What? Time for Round Two.  Stare Dad
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