Stoner Penguin

"What would you like to drink with that ?" "Yes."

Tries changing lightbulb spends an hour thinking about how the philosophy of lightbulbs works and how many of him would really take, while never actually changing the lightbulb

Tries changing lightbulb spends an hour thinking about how the philosophy of lightbulbs works and how many of him would really take, while never actually changing the lightbulb  Stoner Penguin

Smokes every day before work Gets a raise

Smokes every day before work Gets a raise  Stoner Penguin

Goes to smoke with girl who is interested forgets condoms

Goes to smoke with girl who is interested forgets condoms  Stoner Penguin

Goes to movies high sleeps through the entire film

Goes to movies high sleeps through the entire film  Stoner Penguin

Go to the hood to buy a sawbuck Accidently buys crack

Go to the hood to buy a sawbuck Accidently buys crack   Stoner Penguin

Orders taco bell alone "$24.86"

Orders taco bell alone

Opens a soda, takes a sip, and sets it down to smoke Opens another soda

Opens a soda, takes a sip, and sets it down to smoke Opens another soda  Stoner Penguin

shuns stereotypes flies to washington and colorado

shuns stereotypes flies to washington and colorado  Stoner Penguin

enters elevator, forgets to press button stays at ground level for several minutes

enters elevator, forgets to press button stays at ground level for several minutes  Stoner Penguin
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