Suburban Neighbor

Pro-life Support death penalty

Pro-life Support death penalty  Suburban Neighbor

We don't want drugs in our community Are on Valium and Xanax

We don't want drugs in our community Are on Valium and Xanax  Suburban Neighbor

spends each weekend perfecting lawn despite imminent death

spends each weekend perfecting lawn despite imminent death  Suburban Neighbor

social security and medicare are the foundation of their retirement vote for politicians that want to eliminate social security and medicare

social security and medicare are the foundation of their retirement vote for politicians that want to eliminate social security and medicare  Suburban Neighbor

Both had secret affair with sheltering suburban mom

Both had secret affair with sheltering suburban mom  Suburban Neighbor

tells your parents you are a bad influence son is a coke dealer

tells your parents you are a bad influence son is a coke dealer  Suburban Neighbor

"HOA Rules state no camper in driveway." Houseparty makes block look like parking lot.

Tithes 10% to his church Pays his employees shit

Tithes 10% to his church Pays his employees shit  Suburban Neighbor

Lawn is littered with 'Sarah 2012' signs Tells you to spray your dandelions

Lawn is littered with 'Sarah 2012' signs  Tells you to spray your dandelions  Suburban Neighbor

Welcomes you to the neighborhood with cookies NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN

Welcomes you to the neighborhood with cookies NEVER SEE 
THEM AGAIN  Suburban Neighbor
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