Success Kid

For the first time in life, when I say I want to lose weight People ask why

For the first time in life, when I say I want to lose weight People ask why  Success Kid

Today I learned what T.I.L. stands for

Today I learned what T.I.L. stands for  Success Kid

Girl i've been seeing says we need to 'talk' Wants to talk about new sex positions we can try

Girl i've been seeing says we need to 'talk' Wants to talk about new sex positions we can try  Success Kid

Girlfriend Promised Sex and fell asleep. Apologized for it this morning with a blow job.

Girlfriend Promised Sex and fell asleep. Apologized for it this morning with a blow job.  Success Kid

unknowingly down-voted her twice

unknowingly down-voted her twice  Success Kid

super realistic dream about peeing didn't wet the bed

super realistic dream about peeing didn't wet the bed  Success Kid

Ran out of chips and dip at the same time

Ran out of chips and dip at the same time  Success Kid

Managed to stay off reddit for 24 hours /r/wtf has all new stuff...

Managed to stay off reddit for 24 hours /r/wtf has all new stuff...  Success Kid

Goes to first party, doesn't drink or get stoned has a great time anyway, gets invited to next party by college kids

Goes to first party, doesn't drink or get stoned has a great time anyway, gets invited to next party by college kids  Success Kid

yes just took a one-wipe dump

yes just took a one-wipe dump  Success Kid
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