Success Kid

don't have to worry about birth control because i'm a lesbian

don't have to worry about birth control  because i'm a lesbian   Success Kid

Tomorrow is the Day First Track Race

Tomorrow is the
Day First Track Race  Success Kid

Didn't have time to Reddit yesterday Missed April Fools traumas

Didn't have time to Reddit yesterday Missed April Fools traumas  Success Kid

Had sex she let me cum inside of her

Had sex she let me cum inside of her  Success Kid

Got Drunk and asked the girl I like out She said yes

Got Drunk and asked the girl I like out She said yes  Success Kid

Spilled drink all over dress whites milk

Spilled drink all over dress whites milk  Success Kid

Unexpectedly got laid Shaved legs earlier that day

Unexpectedly got laid Shaved legs earlier that day  Success Kid

I never Thought I'd see This day again The Leafs are in the Playoffs!!!

I never Thought I'd see This day again The Leafs are in the Playoffs!!!  Success Kid

Works as an engineer Spent less than 10% of workday updating java and adobe flash

Works as an engineer Spent less than 10% of workday updating java and adobe flash  Success Kid

Decided I was going to move to Australia from america already have DD's

Decided I was going to move to Australia from america already have DD's   Success Kid
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