Success Kid

Doesn't Matter Had Sex

Doesn't Matter Had Sex  Success Kid

Had a dream I shat the bed Just pissed the bed

Had a dream I shat the bed Just pissed the bed  Success Kid

Accidentally hit a mallard while driving mallard is fine and flies away

Accidentally hit a mallard while driving  mallard is fine and flies away  Success Kid

Attempted an anverage, everyday task completed it!

Attempted an anverage, everyday task completed it!  Success Kid

puked after drinking too much didn't have a hangover

puked after drinking too much didn't have a hangover  Success Kid

realized there was no toilet paper while already on the toilet there's kleenex

realized there was no toilet paper while already on the toilet there's kleenex  Success Kid

Got Grandpa lottery tickets for fathers day 2 days late Wins 700 dollars

Got Grandpa lottery tickets for fathers day 2 days late Wins 700 dollars  Success Kid

Waited an extra month to say "I love you" to my gf told me that she was thinking about saying it for weeks

Waited an extra month to say

Maid gave me Video Games She'll have to Breast Feed me to get'em back!

Maid gave me Video Games She'll have to Breast Feed me to get'em back!  Success Kid

Eat Cap'n Crunch The roof of my mouth is still intact

Eat Cap'n Crunch The roof of my mouth is still intact  Success Kid
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