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ran into an a**hole from grade school he drunk. he drove. he slurs his speech.

ran into an a**hole from grade school he drunk. he drove.
he slurs his speech.  Success Kid

Walked by automatic door on cold day Didn't open

Walked by automatic door on cold day Didn't open  Success Kid

paid dealer for 2 grams of grass got three

paid dealer for 2 grams of grass got three  Success Kid

High school reunion Girl who rejected you is fat

High school reunion Girl who rejected you is fat  Success Kid

exits freeway green light

exits freeway green light  Success Kid

identified the faceless person without reading the title

identified the faceless person  without reading the title  Success Kid

shaved my balls not bleeding afterwards

shaved my balls not bleeding afterwards  Success Kid

Wanted a snack chose grapes

Wanted a snack                  chose grapes  Success Kid

Finds headphones on the ground outside after lost for two weeks still works

Finds headphones on the ground outside after lost for two weeks still works  Success Kid

Ended up pantsless at a party Got complemented on my package

Ended up pantsless at a party Got complemented on my package  Success Kid
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