Success Kid

Didn't go to class all semester Random kid in class sends a study guide to everyone

Didn't go to class all semester Random kid in class sends a study guide to everyone  Success Kid

Had a power outage AT MIDNIGHT

Had a power outage AT MIDNIGHT  Success Kid

Ripped out a hangnail Didn't create a /r/wtf situation

Ripped out  a hangnail Didn't create a /r/wtf situation   Success Kid

Ate pizza hut for lunch Didn't shit my pants

Ate pizza hut for lunch Didn't shit my pants  Success Kid

Taking Percaset for an out of work injury Go more than 5 minutes with girlfriend because I can't feel anything

Taking Percaset for an out of work injury Go more than 5 minutes with girlfriend because I can't feel anything  Success Kid

First date with girl from okcupid She's smarter than i thought

First date with girl from okcupid She's smarter than i thought  Success Kid

quit smoking while on a diet didn't gain the weight back

quit smoking while on a diet didn't gain the weight back  Success Kid

Fell asleep working from home Boss Emailed me just as I woke up, Now it looks like I've been working all day

Fell asleep working from home Boss Emailed me just as I woke up, Now it looks like I've been working all day  Success Kid

Cop behind me flips on lights and siren Flies around and pulls over guy in front of me

Cop behind me flips on lights and siren Flies around and pulls over guy in front of me  Success Kid

There once was a kid named Success, who tried too hard to impress He wanted the karma, ignored his own own dharma, and made up a Bear to Confess.

There once was a kid named Success,
who tried too hard to impress He wanted the karma,
ignored his own own dharma,
and made up a Bear to Confess.  Success Kid
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