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Was about to crap my pants driving home Saved by a construction site porta potty

Was about to crap my pants driving home Saved by a construction site porta potty
  Success Kid

baby pooped didn't shoot up back and out pant leg.

baby pooped didn't shoot up back and out pant leg.  Success Kid

i got an x-ray at the dentist wont ever have wisdom teeth!

i got an x-ray at the dentist wont ever have wisdom teeth!  Success Kid

Won an argument with girlfriend She admitted I was right

Won an argument with girlfriend She admitted I was right  Success Kid

Teacher sick all week so she wasn't able to give me my exam She is giving me it as a take home exam instead

Teacher sick all week so she wasn't able to give me my exam She is giving me it as a take home exam instead  Success Kid

Fell in love, but was dumped. Now she's fat and I'm in shape. Bullet dodged.

Fell in love, but was dumped. Now she's fat and I'm in shape.  Bullet dodged.  Success Kid

walked barefoot in back yard only stepped in one pile o poop

walked barefoot in back yard only stepped in one pile o poop  Success Kid

Finished my first Broad Street Run Minimal Nipple Chafing!

Finished my first Broad Street Run Minimal Nipple Chafing!  Success Kid

Friend Zoned after Surgery Dating her today

Friend Zoned after Surgery Dating her today  Success Kid

Lent a friend my car got it back with a full tank of gas

Lent a friend my car got it back with a full tank of gas  Success Kid
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