Success Kid

Alter server for 5 years Never touched once

Alter server for 5 years Never touched once  Success Kid

farted didn't shit myself

farted didn't shit myself  Success Kid

DDOS'ers attack Reddit Works better than ever

DDOS'ers attack  Reddit Works better than ever  Success Kid

went to subscribe to /r/rollercoasters already subscribed

went to subscribe to /r/rollercoasters already subscribed  Success Kid

sends sexy 'selfie' to your phone with the text "FU2FAP"

sends sexy 'selfie' 
to your phone with the text

Friends with Australians 40% of their women have big boobs

Friends with Australians 40% of their women have big boobs  Success Kid

Accidentally cut my finger today on my left hand

Accidentally cut my finger today on my left hand  Success Kid

Came home drunk and hungry didn't order food made a salad

Came home drunk and hungry didn't order food made a salad  Success Kid

Got clean from some hard drugs a year ago today Not a single relapse

Got clean from some hard drugs a year ago today Not a single relapse  Success Kid

Choosing college email address (first name)@(college).edu was available.

Choosing college email address (first name)@(college).edu was available.  Success Kid