Success Kid

Invites jehovah's Witnesses into home Asks what they want to talk about. They reply, "idk, we've never gotten this far."

Invites jehovah's Witnesses into home Asks what they want to talk about. They reply,

met up with guy from internet didn't get raped

met up with guy from internet didn't get raped  Success Kid

lefty desk is only seat left in lecture left handed

lefty desk is only seat left in lecture left handed  Success Kid

Had a hot sex dream featuring my wife

Had a hot sex dream featuring my wife  Success Kid

Made fun of player Didn't start doing worse than them

Made fun of player Didn't start doing worse than them  Success Kid

Opened a package with wet nails DIDN'T SMUDGE

Opened a package with wet nails DIDN'T SMUDGE  Success Kid

Made a meme Didn't get dissed by some random asshole who thinks he invented memes.

Made a meme Didn't get dissed by some random asshole who thinks he invented memes.  Success Kid

Girlfriend is on her period and says we can't fuck Offers blowjob and reese's pieces in consolation

Girlfriend is on her period and says we can't fuck Offers blowjob and reese's pieces in consolation  Success Kid

Asked mom to play Death on the way to school She said yes

Asked mom to play Death on the way to school She said yes  Success Kid

Asked students to give me their own personal catch phrase No one said "YOLO" or "Swag"

Asked students to give me their own personal catch phrase No one said
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