Success Kid

Haven't brushed my teeth in months No cavities

Haven't brushed my teeth in months  No cavities   Success Kid

sends out first application after graduating from college gets the job at dads buisness

sends out first application after graduating from college gets the job at dads buisness  Success Kid

Girlfriends asks for phone and avoids giving it back Open pictures two days later to find photos of her topless

Girlfriends asks for phone and avoids giving it back Open pictures two days later to find photos of her topless  Success Kid

HAD TO GO DOWNTOWN TO RUN ERRANDS PARKING METRE STILL HAD AN HOUR ON IT

HAD TO GO DOWNTOWN TO RUN ERRANDS  PARKING METRE STILL HAD AN HOUR ON IT  Success Kid

Start an employee of the month program at work Win award two months later

Start an employee of the month program at work Win award two months later  Success Kid

SHOT 6 NERF DARTS FOUND 3 AND THE ENTRANCE TO NARNIA

SHOT 6 NERF DARTS FOUND 3 AND THE ENTRANCE TO NARNIA  Success Kid

Sick in the hospital and out of work for a week First day back, get a raise

Sick in the hospital and out of work for a week First day back, get a raise  Success Kid

TIRED OF DRIVING SO STOPPED AT HOTEL TO SLEEP, CUTE RECEPTIONIST SLEPT WITH HER

TIRED OF DRIVING SO STOPPED AT HOTEL TO SLEEP, CUTE RECEPTIONIST SLEPT WITH HER  Success Kid

Gets Friendzoned Still has Benefits

Gets Friendzoned Still has Benefits   Success Kid

Caught shit for skipping my sister's destination wedding no mention of it since their divorce

Caught shit for 
skipping my sister's 
destination wedding no mention of it since their divorce  Success Kid
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