Success Kid

asked a fat lady "when's it due?" she was actually pregnant

asked a fat lady

didn't pay attention while peeing no piss staines

didn't pay attention while peeing no piss staines  Success Kid

Ordered a Double Spicy Wrap at Grasta Got Charged for a Single

Ordered a Double Spicy Wrap at Grasta Got Charged for a Single  Success Kid

checked cupboard honey is from trader joes

checked cupboard honey is from trader joes  Success Kid

dropped my iphone screen didn't crack

dropped my iphone screen didn't crack  Success Kid

Passed my drug test Only 3 days since I last smoked

Passed my drug test Only 3 days since I last smoked  Success Kid

Make facebook post about National Cleavage Day receive pics from the hot girls on friends list

Make facebook post about National Cleavage Day receive pics from the hot girls on friends list  Success Kid

Forget about OWL being due at midnight Finishes at 11:58 pm

Forget about OWL being due at midnight Finishes at 11:58 pm  Success Kid

brushed crumbs off the counter landed in the trash

brushed crumbs off the counter landed in the trash  Success Kid

realizes that i Have no cats to give me karma My girlfriend sends me pictures of her cats

realizes that i Have no cats to give me karma  My girlfriend sends me pictures of her cats   Success Kid
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