Success Kid

last weeks sunburn turned into a tan

last weeks sunburn turned into a tan  Success Kid

wife wanted to see magic mike invites her friend instead of me.

wife wanted to see magic mike invites her friend instead of me.  Success Kid

girlfriend convinced me to watch the bachelorette with her got a blowjob every commercial break

girlfriend convinced me to watch the bachelorette with her got a blowjob every commercial break  Success Kid

Plays full alpha squad carried by screenwriter twice

Plays full alpha squad carried by screenwriter twice   Success Kid

Dropped a piece of toast Landed butter side up

Dropped a piece of toast Landed butter side up  Success Kid

Turned on soccer. Saw a goal right away.

Turned on soccer. Saw a goal right away.   Success Kid

Writes $1000 rent check, gets $500 cash from roomie made $500

Writes $1000 rent check, gets $500 cash from roomie made $500  Success Kid

Works in retail Doesn't have to deal with customers

Works in retail Doesn't have to deal with customers   Success Kid

On paternity leave for weeks.. fuck it. lets go sick.

On paternity leave for weeks.. fuck it. lets go sick.  Success Kid

Forgot grocery list at home Remembered everything on it

Forgot grocery list at home Remembered everything on it  Success Kid
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