Success Kid

hooked up with cute freshman before she became a fat senior

hooked up with cute freshman before she became a fat senior  Success Kid

Complained about incompetent supervisor who threatened to fire me to management. Supervisor got fired.

Complained about incompetent supervisor who threatened to fire me to management. Supervisor got fired.  Success Kid

Watching a video on youtube Top comment warned me to turn down my volume

Watching a video on youtube Top comment warned me to turn down my volume   Success Kid

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Found a four leafed clover at my schools garden found exactly 25 dollars and a shiny penny on my walk home

Found a four leafed clover at my schools garden found exactly 25 dollars and a shiny penny on my walk home  Success Kid

Found out reddit was down after it was back up

Found out reddit was down after it was back up  Success Kid

girlfriend convinced me to watch the bachelorette with her got a blowjob every commercial break

girlfriend convinced me to watch the bachelorette with her got a blowjob every commercial break  Success Kid

Plays full alpha squad carried by screenwriter twice

Plays full alpha squad carried by screenwriter twice   Success Kid

Dropped a piece of toast Landed butter side up

Dropped a piece of toast Landed butter side up  Success Kid

Turned on soccer. Saw a goal right away.

Turned on soccer. Saw a goal right away.   Success Kid
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