Success Kid

Dropped a glass of water in my room and harmed a book twilight

Dropped a glass of water in my room and harmed a book twilight  Success Kid

goes to dentist, doesn't brush teeth dentist says, "You brushed your teeth before you came, didn't you?"

goes to dentist, doesn't brush teeth dentist says,

saw a doctor no washington bureaucrat in my way

saw a doctor no washington bureaucrat in my way  Success Kid

Peed two streams Both went in the toilet

Peed two streams Both went in the toilet  Success Kid

Asked girlfriend what she wanted to do tonight Tells me she wants to order pizza and pay for it after we have sex.

Asked girlfriend what she wanted to do tonight Tells me she wants to order pizza and pay for it after we have sex.  Success Kid

Comment was downvoted r/metalmemes salvaged it

Comment was downvoted r/metalmemes salvaged it  Success Kid

FIRST VISIT TO DENTIST IN 4 YEARS NO CAVITIES

FIRST VISIT TO DENTIST IN 4 YEARS NO CAVITIES    Success Kid

Pissed in his mouthwash the day he moved out he took it with him

Pissed in his mouthwash the day he moved out he took it with him  Success Kid

Drives a RWD Car Still made it to work on time

Drives a RWD Car Still made it to work on time  Success Kid

went into a gas station bathroom it was clean

went into a gas station bathroom it was clean  Success Kid
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