Success Kid

Got made fun of for wearing sunscreen Only one of my friends who isnt a lobster right now

Got made fun of for wearing sunscreen Only one of my friends who isnt a lobster right now  Success Kid

Put soda in the freezer to make it cool down faster Remembered

Put soda in the freezer to make it cool down faster Remembered   Success Kid

Jersey Shore Is Being cancelled can honestly say i'll have never seen a single episode

Jersey Shore Is Being cancelled can honestly say i'll have never seen a single episode  Success Kid

To be continued... Right now

To be continued... Right now  Success Kid

drop my 14 year old daughter off for a skate party. She randomly ends up at a bowling ally I'm at. runs up to me and hugs me in front of all her friends.

drop my 14 year old daughter off for a skate party. She randomly ends up at a bowling ally I'm at. runs up to me and hugs me in front of all her friends.  Success Kid

Am 25, dropped out of school, live with parents, never talked to a girl before Tied my shoes

Am 25, dropped out of school, live with parents, never talked to a girl before Tied my shoes  Success Kid

Married my first girlfriend 11 years later, she's still hot, smart, funny, doesn't want kids, and we still love each other

Married my first girlfriend 11 years later, she's still hot, smart, funny, doesn't want kids, and we still love each other  Success Kid

Jokingly invited girl over for end of the world sex she came over for end of the world sex

Jokingly invited girl over for end of the world sex she came over for end of the world sex  Success Kid

bought an album after hearing only one of the songs the other eleven songs were even better

bought an album after hearing only one of the songs the other eleven songs were even better  Success Kid

See a great ass on a woman who is bent over, when she stands up, i see that it is my wife

See a great ass on a woman who is bent over, when she stands up, i see that it is my wife   Success Kid
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