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everything i post has been getting upvotes not even my cakeday

everything i post has been getting upvotes not even my cakeday  Success Kid

Bought a compression shirt to look slimmer for a wedding sister immediately comments "you are not as fat as a thought you were"

Bought a compression  shirt to look slimmer for a wedding  sister immediately comments

Asks for water at fast food restaurant Gets Regular size cup

Asks for water at fast food restaurant Gets Regular size cup  Success Kid

Gave and recieved oral sex for the first time girlfriend says I was way better than her first time

Gave and recieved oral sex for the first time girlfriend says I was way better than her first time  Success Kid

Didn't smoke yesterday Or the day before

Didn't smoke yesterday Or the day before  Success Kid

Would have applied the v4.45 patch Fell asleep and didn't update

Would have applied the v4.45 patch Fell asleep and didn't update  Success Kid

find $20 in back pocket of pants never remember losing $20

find $20 in back pocket of pants never remember losing $20  Success Kid

Just took a bath Gave mom a shower!

Just took a bath Gave mom a shower!  Success Kid

Extra nugget in my happy meal

Extra nugget  in my happy meal  Success Kid

Got a D in Geography F*** yeah

Got a D in Geography F*** yeah  Success Kid
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