Success Kid

go to bed late kids sleep in the next day

go to bed late kids sleep in the next day  Success Kid

forgot to set alarm Slept a solid 15 hours

forgot to set alarm Slept a solid 15 hours  Success Kid

severe Dysphoric manic episode Didn't write manifesto on the walls & jump out the window

severe Dysphoric manic episode Didn't write manifesto on the walls & jump out the window  Success Kid

Pulled headphones out of my pocket Still neatly coiled up

Pulled headphones out of my pocket Still neatly coiled up  Success Kid

Bitch just texted me "Heyyy" She wants the D

Bitch just texted me

Spent a week in India for work didn't get raped

Spent a week in India for work  didn't get raped  Success Kid

Bought a 1 dollar scratch game at a gas station won enough money too pay for a full gas tank

Bought a 1 dollar scratch game at a gas station won enough money too pay for a full gas tank  Success Kid

Warns a girl she's dating a dick Secretly celebrates when the bitch gets crushed

Warns a girl she's dating a dick Secretly celebrates when the bitch gets crushed  Success Kid

Got rid of old makeup Let's go shopping!

Got rid of old makeup Let's go shopping!  Success Kid

Really fucking high Can still teach parents how to use netflix

Really fucking high Can still teach parents how to use netflix  Success Kid
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