Success Kid

Told dad I'm atheist "That's fine with me, son"

Told dad I'm atheist

First time in wormhole didn't die

First time in wormhole didn't die  Success Kid

MP3-Player says battery is dying Doesn´t die till im home

MP3-Player says battery is dying Doesn´t die till im home  Success Kid

QUIT BEST BUY 3 MONTHS AGO STILL HAVE DISCOUNT

QUIT BEST BUY 3 MONTHS AGO STILL HAVE DISCOUNT  Success Kid

puts phish on pandora on before going in the subway 26 minute dwd comes on

puts phish on pandora on before going in the subway 26 minute dwd comes on  Success Kid

cute girl messaged me first

cute girl messaged me first  Success Kid

as a kid, parents make their anniversary the parental control password as an adult, never miss their anniversary

as a kid, parents make their anniversary the parental control password as an adult, never miss their anniversary  Success Kid

Spilled coffee in the car landed on the seatbelt

Spilled coffee in the car landed on the seatbelt  Success Kid

Shit pants infront of everyone still get to suck on boobies.

Shit pants infront of everyone  still get to suck on boobies.  Success Kid

ate 5 warheads at once with a straight face

ate 5 warheads at once with a straight face  Success Kid
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