Success Kid

Asked Mom what's the bacon for? "loaded mashed potatoes"

Asked Mom what's the bacon for?

Slept with a coworker She acts like it never happened

Slept with a coworker She acts like it never happened  Success Kid

a phone rings It's not mine

a phone rings It's not mine   Success Kid

Wife went away for weekend Only used one plate the whole time

Wife went away for weekend Only used one plate the whole time  Success Kid

Today was moms bday mailed card 3 days ago

Today was moms bday mailed card 
3 days ago  Success Kid

Turned 20 today Beat teen pregnancy

Turned 20 today Beat teen pregnancy  Success Kid

Fell Asleep with Open Soda in my hand Still there unspilled when I woke up

Fell Asleep with Open Soda in my hand Still there unspilled when I woke up  Success Kid

stop speeding around a corner where cops sometimes hide there were cops

stop speeding around a corner where cops sometimes hide there were cops  Success Kid

Stuck at church Can browse R/atheism on phone

Stuck at church Can browse R/atheism on phone  Success Kid

Had pms break down at work. Started crying for no reason. Boss gives me the day off.

Had pms break down at work. Started crying for no reason.  Boss gives me the day off.   Success Kid
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