Success Kid

Accidentally left car in permit lot until 7:15 didn't get a ticket

Accidentally left car in permit lot until 7:15 didn't get a ticket  Success Kid

Ordered a new grinder online Predicted arrival date in the mail: 4/20

Ordered a new grinder online Predicted arrival date in the mail: 4/20  Success Kid

Got completely trashed last night no embarrassing drunk texts were made

Got completely trashed last night no embarrassing drunk texts were made  Success Kid

strong pain in testicles not testicular cancer

strong pain in testicles not testicular cancer  Success Kid

Had sex dream and pee dream in same night Woke up with dry sheets

Had sex dream and pee dream in same night Woke up with dry sheets  Success Kid

Starving and has no money Finds a forgotten bag of Doritos in backpack

Starving and has no money Finds a forgotten bag of Doritos in backpack  Success Kid

went to the super market didn't see anyone i know

went to the super market didn't see anyone i know  Success Kid

Forced to go to church Made it through the whole thing with out catching on fire

Forced to go to church  Made it through the whole thing with out catching on fire  Success Kid

Have to give talk SPecial musical number by the young women

Have to give talk SPecial musical number by the young women  Success Kid

wipe ass after satisfying shit nothing there

wipe ass after satisfying shit nothing there  Success Kid
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