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Friend uses computer Cleared history after last fap sesh

Friend uses computer Cleared history after last fap sesh  Success Kid

Was Given a Choice Wasn't baptized

Was Given a Choice Wasn't baptized  Success Kid

Walked outside didn't get raped by beau

Walked outside didn't get raped by beau  Success Kid

Made a poop in my pants blamed it on mom

Made a poop in my pants blamed it on mom  Success Kid

autocorrect changed it to "Do you want to drink some come later?" She said YES!

autocorrect changed it to

my sports illustrated subscription is set to expire AFTER JANUARY

my sports illustrated subscription is set to expire  AFTER JANUARY  Success Kid

That time of the month Valentine's Candy 50% off at Wal-mart

That time of the month Valentine's Candy 50% off at Wal-mart  Success Kid

we just made eye contact ...she wants the D

we just made eye contact ...she wants the D  Success Kid

got aborted free ticket into heaven

got aborted free ticket into heaven  Success Kid

Forgets to set alarm Wakes up on time

Forgets to set alarm Wakes up on time  Success Kid
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