Success Kid

Met really funny, cool girl Texts full words and uses proper grammar

Met really funny, cool girl Texts full words and uses proper grammar  Success Kid

Put on a pair of shorts that were put away since last summer $20 bill in left pocket

Put on a pair of shorts that were put away since last summer $20 bill in left pocket  Success Kid

Opened fridge for a 2nd time Found something i want to eat that i didn't see the first time

Opened fridge for a 2nd time Found something i want to eat that i didn't see the first time  Success Kid

took a feminist to prom didn't pay for shit and still got laid

took a feminist to prom didn't pay for shit and still got laid  Success Kid

leave room while song is playing come back, singing in your head was perfectly in sync

leave room while song is playing come back, singing in your head was perfectly in sync  Success Kid

Told myself to quit smoking 365 days ago Still smoke free

Told myself to quit smoking 365 days ago Still smoke free  Success Kid

Goes out drinking all night Contact lenses make it back in the case!

Goes out drinking all night Contact lenses make it back in the case!    Success Kid

My car got broken into and they stole all my weed, change, and bowl. Didn't damage my car and totally missed the ray-bans, golf clubs, and MacBook Pro.

My car got broken into and they stole all my weed, change, and bowl.  Didn't damage my car and totally missed the ray-bans, golf clubs, and MacBook Pro.   Success Kid

Boss catches me on Reddit Asks me to send her something funny because she needs a laugh

Boss catches me on Reddit Asks me to send her something funny because she needs a laugh  Success Kid

Finished putting laptop back together No leftover screws

Finished putting laptop back together No leftover screws  Success Kid
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