Successful Black Man

I broke into a house to get a white girl who my neighbor had been holding prisoner for years.

I broke into a house to get a white girl who my neighbor had been holding prisoner for years.  Successful Black Man

I'd tap that crosswalk button to ensure the safest possible passage across the street

I'd tap that crosswalk button to ensure the safest possible passage across the street  Successful Black Man

Pass me my 9mm I Didn't Realize these Bolts were Metric

Pass me my 9mm I Didn't Realize these Bolts were Metric  Successful Black Man

BROUGHT HOME SOME HOES AND WEED REMOVER TO KEEP MY LAWN IN TIP TOP SHAPE

BROUGHT HOME SOME HOES AND WEED REMOVER TO KEEP MY LAWN IN TIP TOP SHAPE  Successful Black Man

I jacked that lady's car up so i could change the flat tire

I jacked that lady's car up so i could change the flat tire  Successful Black Man

YO hablo espanol

YO hablo espanol  Successful Black Man

I have five kids from five different mothers because i feel adoption is the greatest gift you can give another human being, especially if you have the resources to provide.

I have five kids from five different mothers because i feel adoption is the greatest gift you can give another human being, especially if you have the resources to provide.  Successful Black Man

I was beaten by a bunch of cops in that charity 5k road race

I was beaten by a bunch of cops in that charity 5k road race  Successful Black Man

get out and give me your car keys now! you're not driving drunk on my watch

get out and give me your car keys now! you're not driving drunk on my watch  Successful Black Man

I hate that nigger was taken out of huckleberry finn. it completely undermines the context of the times.

I hate that nigger was taken out of huckleberry finn. it completely undermines the context of the times.   Successful Black Man