Successful Black Man

I Love Crack ing open pistachio nuts

I Love Crack ing open pistachio nuts  Successful Black Man

Man, I will break you off a piece of my toblerone chocolate, if you want some.

Man, I will break you off a piece of my toblerone chocolate, if you want some.  Successful Black Man

I Tested Positive For my bone marrow donation

I Tested Positive For my bone marrow donation  Successful Black Man

The driver forced me to sit in the back of the shuttle Because there were no more seats in the front

The driver forced me to sit in the back of the shuttle Because there were no more seats in the front   Successful Black Man

I AM the niggest

I AM the niggest  Successful Black Man

Loves fried chicken and watermelon Cause he is black.

Loves fried chicken and watermelon Cause he is black.  Successful Black Man

I busted my nut cracker dvd

I busted my nut cracker dvd  Successful Black Man

I'm gunna pop a cap Off this amazing fair trade organic linguine sauce

I'm gunna pop a cap Off this amazing fair trade organic linguine sauce  Successful Black Man

I LOVE WHITE WOMEN 's wedding gowns, so I opened a bridal boutique on Rodeo Drive.

I LOVE WHITE WOMEN 's wedding gowns, so I opened a bridal boutique on Rodeo Drive.  Successful Black Man

I have to get out of jail soon or i'll never win this game of monopoly.

I have to get out of jail soon or i'll never win this game of monopoly.  Successful Black Man
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