Successful Black Man

I taught my little brother how to sling rocks at goliath for our church's play on king david.

I taught my little brother how to sling rocks at goliath for our church's play on king david.  Successful Black Man

fuck the k-k-k karaoke was embarrassing with this stutter

fuck the k-k-k karaoke was embarrassing with this stutter  Successful Black Man

Oh snap your fingers to get the waiter to bring us some more creme brulee.

Oh snap your fingers to get the waiter to bring us some more creme brulee.    Successful Black Man

I smoked a bowl Of homemade sausages last night

I smoked a bowl Of homemade sausages last night  Successful Black Man

I hate those damn kids meals, all that saturated fat can cause long term heart disease

I hate those damn kids meals, all that saturated fat can cause long term heart disease  Successful Black Man

i left my pregnant wife a happy birthday card

i left my pregnant wife a happy birthday card  Successful Black Man

Dont Drop The Soap Its Hard to pick up

Dont Drop The Soap Its Hard to pick up  Successful Black Man

I'm a slave for you is by far one of Britney's best songs

I'm a slave for you is by far one of Britney's best songs  Successful Black Man

Check out the impressive size of my Dick Tracy comic strip collection. I've been an avid collector of them my whole life.

Check out the impressive size of my Dick Tracy comic strip collection.  I've been an avid collector of them my whole life.  Successful Black Man

I sell Weed -Eaters to my neighbors in order to better preserve the lawn in our neighborhood.

I sell Weed -Eaters to my neighbors in order to better preserve the lawn in our neighborhood.  Successful Black Man
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