Successful Black Man

My heart don't pump no Kool-Aid, I ain't playing, and I wish somebody would... Cuz that's what I do!!!

My heart don't pump no Kool-Aid, I ain't playing, and I wish somebody would... Cuz that's what I do!!!  Successful Black Man

I got high marks on my thesis

I got high marks on my thesis  Successful Black Man

pass me the blunt object, there's a burglar in my house

pass me the blunt object, there's a burglar in my house  Successful Black Man

i never use condoms because your wife is on birth control

i never use condoms because your wife is on birth control  Successful Black Man

Whites and colors don't belong together in the washing machine

Whites and colors don't belong together in the washing machine  Successful Black Man

That convict beat me at Scrabble - he couldn't read when I started mentoring him.

That convict beat me at Scrabble - he couldn't read when I started mentoring him.  Successful Black Man

I beat my pregnant wife to the car so she wouldn't have to drive

I beat my pregnant wife to the car so she wouldn't have to drive  Successful Black Man

I beat my wife and son every night in monopoly during our family game time

I beat my wife and son every night in monopoly during our family game time  Successful Black Man

i Fucked my mom cuz im black

i Fucked my mom cuz im black  Successful Black Man

I love it when you call me Bid Toppa

I love it when you call me Bid Toppa  Successful Black Man
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