Successful Black Man

I sit on the back of the bus To get WiFi on my ipad

I sit on the back of the bus To get WiFi on my ipad  Successful Black Man

I BEAT MY WIFE in a close game of scrabble last night

I BEAT MY WIFE in a close game of scrabble last night  Successful Black Man

My wife loves blowing me kisses on my way out to work

My wife loves blowing me kisses on my way out to work  Successful Black Man

I beat the shit out of my girlfriend. In words with friends.

I beat the shit out of my girlfriend. In words with friends.  Successful Black Man

I really like the clan you play Counter-Strike with; can i join?

I really like the clan you play Counter-Strike with; can i join?  Successful Black Man

I'm gon pull out my glock enspiel and play a song for you.

I'm gon pull out my glock enspiel and play a song for you.  Successful Black Man

I like Rape seed oil on my salad

I like Rape seed oil on my salad  Successful Black Man

I spoon my side chick peas into my main plate

I spoon my side chick peas into my main plate  Successful Black Man

the whole neighborhood wants my crack filler after that earthquake yesterday

the whole neighborhood wants my crack filler after that earthquake yesterday  Successful Black Man

I'm about to blow trees said the happy wind to the smiley sun

I'm about to blow trees said the happy wind to the smiley sun  Successful Black Man
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