Successful Black Man

You know it's hard out here for a pimp now that i've alerted the police to their presence

You know it's hard out here for a pimp now that i've alerted the police to their presence  Successful Black Man

I always carry a piece of gum in my pocket. bad breath is offensive

I always carry a piece  of gum in my pocket. bad breath is offensive  Successful Black Man

shake that ass -hole already, i don't trust his driving ability

shake that ass -hole already, i don't trust his driving ability  Successful Black Man

I cut my neighbor a check for babysitting my kid during an impromptu conference call

I cut my neighbor a check for babysitting my kid during an impromptu conference call  Successful Black Man

you won't be able to walk when I'm done training you at the gym

you won't be able to walk when I'm done training you at the gym  Successful Black Man

I beat my girlfriend How does this meme go again?

I beat my girlfriend How does this meme go again?  Successful Black Man

Imma fuck you up the ass gently because you're my wife and I respect you

Imma fuck you up the ass gently because you're my wife and I respect you  Successful Black Man

I sold off all my hoes since I'm moving into a waterfront condo, there is no need for gardening tools

I sold off all my hoes since I'm moving into a waterfront condo, there is no need for gardening tools  Successful Black Man

I have the biggest cock -ing gun they sell at Lowes

I have the biggest cock -ing gun they sell at Lowes  Successful Black Man

I always beat women to the door so i can open it for them.

I always beat women to the door so i can open it for them.  Successful Black Man
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