Successful Black Man

I'm behind bars that will take a patron's keys if they're too drunk to drive

I'm behind bars that will take a patron's keys if they're too drunk to drive  Successful Black Man

I'm going to do a joint JD/MBA

I'm going to do a joint JD/MBA  Successful Black Man

Me and my bitches are gonna to do a drive by the groomer and get their coats washed and nails trimmed before the dog show

Me and my bitches are gonna to do a drive by the groomer and get their coats washed and nails trimmed before the dog show  Successful Black Man

gonna pull a drive-by at mcdonalds after working late on a report at the office

gonna pull a drive-by  at mcdonalds after working late on a report at the office  Successful Black Man

Cuts your bike lock so the firefighters can use the fire extinguisher

Cuts your bike lock so the firefighters can use the fire extinguisher  Successful Black Man

every saturday i beat my wife out of bed so i can make her breakfast

every saturday i beat my wife out of bed so i can make her breakfast  Successful Black Man

i'm going to kill that niggar -dly advertising budget proposal

i'm going to kill that niggar -dly advertising budget proposal  Successful Black Man

You are a stupid cracker, Ritz. Saltines are much more delicious than you.

You are a stupid cracker, Ritz. Saltines are much more delicious than you.  Successful Black Man

I cut the coke bottle to ensure it would fit in the recycling bin

I cut the coke bottle to ensure it would fit in the recycling bin  Successful Black Man

CRACKER PLEASE with my tomatoe bisque soup.

CRACKER PLEASE with my tomatoe bisque soup.  Successful Black Man
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