Successful Black Man

I held up some tourists by accidentally directing them to the wrong subway station.

I held up some tourists by accidentally directing them to the wrong subway station.  Successful Black Man

I hate crackers they get stuck behind my teeth

I hate crackers they get stuck behind my teeth  Successful Black Man

Im gonna cut you a slice of christopher's retirement cake

Im gonna cut you a slice of christopher's retirement cake  Successful Black Man

I love chicken soup. So I made a batch and invited my friends over to enjoy it with me while watching Breaking bad on netflix.

I love chicken soup. So I made a batch and invited my friends over to enjoy it with me while watching Breaking bad on netflix.  Successful Black Man

I wrote off my hummer as a business expense

I wrote off my hummer as a business expense  Successful Black Man

My caddie broke down in tears on the golf course when I scored the hole in one to win the charity golf tournament

My caddie broke down in tears on the golf course when I scored the hole in one to win the charity golf tournament  Successful Black Man

FREE Weezy The Penguin toy at Toys-R-US! What a deal!

FREE Weezy The Penguin toy at Toys-R-US! What a deal!  Successful Black Man

I'd tap that golf ball with my putter into the hole 18

I'd tap that golf ball with my putter into the hole 18  Successful Black Man

Imma fuck your shit up in our fantasy football office pool this season

Imma fuck your shit up in our fantasy football office pool this season  Successful Black Man

I beat my wife daily at games of chess

I beat my wife daily at games of chess  Successful Black Man
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