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Maybe sake doesn't taste like semen, rather... Because he drinks so much sake he's got sake flavored semen

Maybe sake doesn't taste like semen, rather... Because he drinks so much sake he's got sake flavored semen  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The cane-dancing warner bros. frog is actually a cane toad

The cane-dancing warner bros. frog is actually a cane toad  Sudden Clarity Clarence

My Birthday Is nine months after my parents anniversary

My Birthday Is nine months after my parents anniversary    Sudden Clarity Clarence

R.I.P doesn't mean rest in peace it Means Requiescat in pace

R.I.P doesn't mean rest in peace it Means Requiescat in pace  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Ostriches evolved from dinosaurs Yoshi existed

Ostriches evolved from dinosaurs Yoshi existed  Sudden Clarity Clarence

People hate 9gag because it's full of morons

People hate 9gag because it's full of morons  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Children are called "Offspring" because they are made on springs

Children are called

Tostitos are just unflavored doritos

Tostitos are just unflavored doritos  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Holy Shit! i just realized the government is just a giant mob it's a power pyramid (federal gov. structure) where the underlings (citizens) pay fees (taxes) for 'protection'(military)

Holy Shit! i just realized the government is just a giant mob it's a power pyramid (federal gov. structure) where the underlings (citizens) pay fees (taxes) for 'protection'(military)   Sudden Clarity Clarence

diet soda sucks because there's no sugar rush

diet soda sucks because there's no sugar rush  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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