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Evolution. Maybe we became smart enough to stop fucking monkeys

Evolution. Maybe we became smart enough to stop fucking monkeys  Sudden Clarity Clarence

"Spice girls" are synonyms for "hot women"

hey dude whats with fatty in the corner?

hey dude whats with fatty in the corner?  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Facebook profile pics are getting less slutty either i'm getting old, or the internet troll network is working

Facebook profile pics are getting less slutty
 either i'm getting old, or the internet troll network is working  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Teachers take the kid's toys To play with them

Teachers take the kid's toys To play with them  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Matador means "Killer" in Spanish Because they used to try and kill the bulls

Matador means

girlfriends are just prostitutes who get payed in jewelry

girlfriends are just prostitutes who get payed in jewelry  Sudden Clarity Clarence

What if that foreign professor was pronouncing it right?

What if that foreign professor was pronouncing it right?  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the batmobile never needs to go through a car wash because it drives through a waterfall every time

the batmobile never needs to go through a car wash because it drives through a waterfall every time  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the mcdonalds mcflurry spoon isn't a straw

the mcdonalds mcflurry spoon isn't a straw  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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