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People who like their own fb status are assholes so Reddit automatically upvotes our posts for us, because we'd all be assholes

People who like their own fb status are assholes so Reddit automatically upvotes our posts for us, because we'd all be assholes  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the virgin marie was a whore

the virgin marie was a whore  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the international students drive the nicest cars on campus because their parents are wealthy enough to send them to school in the US

the international students drive the nicest cars on campus because their parents are wealthy enough to send them to school in the US  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Can't stop preteens from writing all over their arms? Buy washable markers & tell them to write and draw all they want!

Can't stop preteens from writing all over their arms? Buy washable markers & tell them to write and draw all they want!  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Hot Pockets Are Just Shitty Calzones

Hot Pockets Are Just Shitty Calzones  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Guys started saying "ladies first" just to look at their asses

Guys started saying

I am everyone here. I am the heart beat, the breath and soul of all. Everything is interconnected and we are all one ultimate consciousness. I ate a lot of mushrooms

I am everyone here.  I am the heart beat, the breath and soul of all.  Everything is interconnected and we are all one ultimate consciousness. I ate a lot of mushrooms  Sudden Clarity Clarence

could've bought a ferrari instead of paying for oxy

could've bought a ferrari instead of paying for oxy  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the people to the left of me are smooching lips

the people to the left of me  are smooching lips  Sudden Clarity Clarence

holy shit Those weren't Listerine breath strips!

holy shit Those weren't Listerine breath strips!   Sudden Clarity Clarence
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