Sudden Clarity Clarence

The Reason they are called godparents is because the genetic traits between them dont exist

The Reason they are called godparents is because the genetic traits between them dont exist  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Oh my god people think we're annoying on facebook

Oh my god people think we're annoying on facebook  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the first thing that my penis ever touched was my mother's vagina

the first thing that my penis ever touched was my mother's vagina  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Everyone's Dad Is a motherfucker

Everyone's Dad
 Is a motherfucker  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Cookies are The french fries of desert

Cookies are The french fries of desert  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If someone says "penny for your thoughts" They're offering you one cent for your two cents

If someone says

tracey's name is actually a clever pun

tracey's name is actually a clever pun  Sudden Clarity Clarence

you can never eat your own body-weight in food because you get heavier with every bite

you can never eat your own body-weight in food because you get heavier with every bite  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The button colors on a Xbox controller are the same as the windows logo

The button colors on a Xbox controller are the same as the windows logo  Sudden Clarity Clarence

wow those two are making out. the guys behind me is crying

wow those two are making out. the guys behind me is crying   Sudden Clarity Clarence
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