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Well seasoned sailors are worth their salt

Well seasoned sailors
 are worth their salt  Sudden Clarity Clarence

each birthday is one more time you have traveled around the sun

each birthday is one more time you have traveled around the sun  Sudden Clarity Clarence

we're all just sims in a bigger version of Sim City

we're all just sims in a bigger version of Sim City  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If 6 of the top 10 staple foods in the world are derived from various species of grass, and we clearcut forests to plant them Then we are grasses' bitch

If 6 of the top 10 staple foods in the world are derived from various species of grass, 
and we clearcut forests to plant them
 Then we are grasses' bitch  Sudden Clarity Clarence

eminem's stage name is eminem because his initials are m&m

eminem's stage name is eminem
 because his initials are m&m  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Nintendo put coins in grass to teach kids that mowing the lawn can earn you money

Nintendo put coins in grass to teach kids that mowing the lawn can earn you money  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Food in unclean countries are spicy Because it creates more mucus in the stomach which kill pathogens.

Food in unclean countries are spicy Because it creates more mucus in the stomach which kill pathogens.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The Walking Dead has split seasons so the characters look like they have been aging

The Walking Dead has split seasons so the characters look like they have been aging  Sudden Clarity Clarence

maybe i am not as funny as i thought

 maybe i am not as funny as i thought  Sudden Clarity Clarence

i encourage my boyfriends crappy attitude by treating him nicely regardless of his attitude

i encourage my boyfriends crappy attitude by treating him nicely regardless of his attitude  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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