Sudden Clarity Clarence

Walter's life is like Heisenberg's uncertainty principle

Walter's life  is like Heisenberg's uncertainty principle  Sudden Clarity Clarence

When people roll the dice on a fart and lose They roll craps

When people roll the dice on a fart and lose
 They roll craps  Sudden Clarity Clarence

churches take unwanted newborns because they're the easiest to indoctinate

churches take unwanted newborns because they're the easiest to indoctinate  Sudden Clarity Clarence

wheelchairs are like adult strollers

wheelchairs are like adult strollers  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Moonlight is just sunlight

Moonlight is just sunlight  Sudden Clarity Clarence

People who post facebook status on reddit blank out the names because they posted the status for karma

People who post facebook status on reddit blank out the names because they posted the status for karma  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Why aren't dentures made of White Iphone material

Why aren't dentures made of White Iphone material  Sudden Clarity Clarence

You can't spell "Obama" without ama

You can't spell

Wet dreams are mother nature giving you a handjob while you sleep

Wet dreams are mother nature giving you a handjob while you sleep  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The guy behind me is really sad

The guy behind me is really sad  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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