Super Cool Ski Instructor

If you come to my restaurant four minutes before we close, order a well done steak, and tip nine percent... You're a fucking asshole.

If you come to my restaurant four minutes before we close, order a well done steak, and tip nine percent... You're a fucking asshole.  Super Cool Ski Instructor

If you try and explain to a facebook whore that Mac book pros aren't the best laptops You're gonna have a bad time

If you try and explain to a facebook whore that Mac book pros aren't the best laptops You're gonna have a bad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

If you try to do work in bed You're gonna have a nap time

If you try to do work in bed You're gonna have a nap time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

If your doctor asks when you last had your prostate checked You're gonna have a bad time

If your doctor asks when you last had your prostate checked You're gonna have a bad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

If you don't wear a thong with yoga pants You're gonna have a bad time

If you don't wear a thong with yoga pants You're gonna have a bad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

If you want to sleep with Jehovahs Witness' in your neighborhood You're gonna have a bad chime

If you want to sleep with Jehovahs Witness' in your neighborhood You're gonna have a bad chime  Super Cool Ski Instructor

if jonathan quick is on the other team You're gonna have a bad time

if jonathan quick is on the other team You're gonna have a bad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

If you lose the straw to your capri sun You're gonna have a bad time

If you lose the straw to your capri sun You're gonna have a bad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

If you need to get a hold of your boss You're gonna have a bad time

If you need to get a hold of your boss You're gonna have a bad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor

If you pick a favorite You're gonna have a bad time

If you pick a favorite You're gonna have a bad time  Super Cool Ski Instructor
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