Teddy Roosevelt

Has His Boat Stolen by a gang in south dakota fucking Builds another boat. tracks the gang of thieves for two weeks then single-handedly subdues all three of them and drags them though the fucking wilderness back to town. all while reading fucking Tolstoy

Has His Boat Stolen by a gang in south dakota fucking Builds another boat. tracks the gang of thieves for two weeks then single-handedly subdues all three of them and drags them though the fucking wilderness back to town. all while reading fucking Tolstoy  Teddy Roosevelt

Get shot before speech Disregard bullet for rest of life

Get shot before speech Disregard bullet for rest of life  Teddy Roosevelt

afflicted with asthma as a child beats asthma to death, eats it's raw flesh and runs 100 straight miles off the energy it gives him

afflicted with asthma as a child beats asthma to death, eats it's raw flesh and runs 100 straight miles off the energy it gives him  Teddy Roosevelt

Bitch Please

Bitch Please  Teddy Roosevelt

Death Had to take him sleeping for if he was awake, there would have been a fight

Death Had to take him sleeping for if he was awake, there would have been a fight  Teddy Roosevelt

Fuck you guys I'm a Bull Moose

Fuck you guys I'm a Bull Moose  Teddy Roosevelt

You throw shoes at U.S. presidents? how cute

You throw shoes at U.S. presidents? how cute  Teddy Roosevelt

Abe Lincoln the movie? Sorry not into chick flicks.

Abe Lincoln the movie? Sorry not into chick flicks.  Teddy Roosevelt

Gets shot during speech finishes the fucking speech

Gets shot during speech finishes the fucking speech  Teddy Roosevelt

Kick ass. Receive Medal of Honor. Kick ass. Receive Nobel Peace Prize.

Kick ass. Receive Medal of Honor. Kick ass. Receive Nobel Peace Prize.  Teddy Roosevelt
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