The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always walk on your lap But when I do, I extend my claws and step on both of your testicles

I don't always walk on your lap But when I do, I extend my claws and step on both of your testicles  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always want to sleep in your bed but when I do, i will wake you up at 5 AM. just because.

I don't always want to sleep in your bed but when I do, i will wake you up at 5 AM. just because.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, i find the one person allergic to me

I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, i find the one person allergic to me  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always change my mind about which food I like. but when I do, it's after you've bought a giant bag of it.

I don't always change my mind about which food I like. but when I do, it's after you've bought a giant bag of it.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always venture into water but when I do, It's a cat-tastrophe

I don't always venture into water but when I do, It's a cat-tastrophe  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i don't always want you to pet me, but when i do i put my butthole in your face

i don't always want you to pet me, but when i do i put my butthole in your face  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always scratch you into oblivion but when I do, It's totally unprovoked and without warning

I don't always scratch you into oblivion but when I do, It's totally unprovoked and without warning  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i don't always meow as loud as i can but when I do, its at 4am and for no reason at all

i don't always meow as loud as i can but when I do, its at 4am and for no reason at all  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always want you to pet me but when I do, I stay just out of arms reach

I don't always want you to pet me but when I do, I stay just out of arms reach  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i dont always sit on your chest but when i do i make sure i put my ass in your face

i dont always sit on your chest but when i do i make sure i put my ass in your face  The Most Interesting Cat in the World
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