The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I don't always poop on my neighbor's lawn during walks BUT WHEN I DO it's when HE's looking out the window

I don't always poop on my neighbor's lawn during walks BUT WHEN I DO it's when HE's looking out the window  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

i dont always jump up on you but when i do, i make sure its when youre not paying attention

i dont always jump up on you but when i do, i make sure its when youre not paying attention   The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I don't always want to go outside but when i do, i change my mind as soon as you open the door

I don't always want to go outside but when i do, i change my mind as soon as you open the door  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I don't always eat poop. But when I do... It's my own

I don't always eat poop.     But when I do... It's my own  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

i don't always chew up my owner's boxers but when i do, i make sure it's his favorite pair

i don't always chew up my owner's boxers but when i do, i make sure it's his favorite pair  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I don't always shit on your couch But when I do, I watch you sit in it

I don't always shit on your couch But when I do, I watch you sit in  it  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I don't always poop in the house. But when I do, I eat it.

I don't always poop in the house. But when I do, I eat it.  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

i dont always want to cuddle with you in your bed but when i do, i make sure to put my ass right near your face.

i dont always want to cuddle with you in your bed but when i do, i make sure to put my ass right near your face.  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I don't always get scared But when I do, It's because the vacuum cleaner is loud as hell

I don't always get 
scared But when I do, It's because the vacuum cleaner is loud as hell  The Most Interesting Dog in the World

I dont always piss in the house but when I do, its always when youre wearing socks

I dont always piss in the house but when I do, its always when youre wearing socks  The Most Interesting Dog in the World
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