The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always scream like a little girl but when I do, it's because my wife just put her cold, undead feet on my body

I don't always scream like a little girl but when I do, it's because my wife just put her cold, undead feet on my body  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always build cities in the desert But when I do, I don't add a sewer system

I don't always build cities in the desert But when I do, I don't add a sewer system  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always buy BTC but when I do. it's at an all time high

I don't always buy BTC but when I do. it's at an all time high   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always tell my friends I love them but when I do, I'm drunk

I don't always tell my friends I love them but when I do, I'm drunk  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stay up late to play league but when I do, its patch night

I don't always stay up late to play league but when I do, its patch night  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always brush my teeth for five minutes. But i do when i'm high.

I don't always brush my teeth for five minutes. But i do when i'm high.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk about the Boston Marathon bomber on the internet But when I do, I copy and paste his name

I don't always talk about the Boston Marathon bomber on the internet But when I do, I copy and paste his name  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always give money to homeless people but when I do, it's because they talk like eddie murphy and compliment my clothes

I don't always give money to homeless people but when I do, it's because they talk like eddie murphy and compliment my clothes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always meet another redditor but when I do, I'm so excited I scare them

I don't always meet another redditor but when I do,   I'm so excited         I scare them  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get cash back But when I do, I'm buying pot

I don't always get cash back But when I do, I'm buying pot  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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