The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fuck things up but when I do, I fuck them up to such mammoth proportions it makes the destruction of Alderaan seem small time in comparison.

I don't always fuck things up but when I do, I fuck them up to such mammoth proportions it makes the destruction of Alderaan seem small time in comparison.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use my car horn but when I do, it's for fighting crime.

I don't always use my car horn but when I do, it's for fighting crime.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always wear socks in the kitchen but when i do a step in water And when i do I feel like killing someone

i don't always wear socks in the kitchen but when i do a step in water And when i do I feel like killing someone  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lag but when I do I'm playing black ops 2

I don't always lag  but when I do I'm playing black ops 2   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fart but when i do, i cover it up by coughing at the same time

I don't always fart but when i do, i cover it up by coughing at the same time  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always hit women but when I do, it's because they beg me to during sex

I don't always hit women but when I do, it's because they beg me to during sex  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play Fire Emblem but when I do, I use all the bad characters.

I don't always play Fire Emblem but when I do, I use all the bad characters.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

when life gives you oranges, make apple juice then life will be all like "oh shit!"

when life gives you oranges, make apple juice then life will be all like

I don't always order fast food But when I do, I always ask for extra ketchup packs

I don't always order fast food But when I do, I always ask for extra ketchup packs  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer, but when i do... I skydive naked and pee uncontrollably

I don't always drink beer, but when i do... I skydive naked and pee uncontrollably   The Most Interesting Man In The World
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