The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always drink my own piss But when i do, i prefer dos equis

i don't always drink my own piss But when i do, i prefer dos equis  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always text while lying in bed But when i do, i drop my phone on my face

I don't always text while lying in bed But when i do, i drop my phone on my face  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always grab the zipper when taking my clothes out of the dryer but when I do, FUcking son of a bitch OW GOD fucking damnit

I don't always grab the zipper when taking my clothes out of the dryer but when I do, FUcking son of a bitch OW GOD fucking damnit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch America's Funniest Home Videos... but when I do the winners are never the videos I laughed at.

I don't always watch America's Funniest Home Videos... but when I do the winners are never the videos I laughed at.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always skydive but when i do, it's from the edge of space

I don't always skydive but when i do, it's from the edge of space  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always cancel classes but when I do, I un-cancel them

I don't always cancel classes but when I do, I un-cancel them  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always excited about smarties But when I am it's because I'm eating trail mix

I'm not always excited about smarties But when I am it's because I'm eating trail mix  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post to reddit but when I do, I refresh my link every 5 seconds to see if i got an upvote

I don't always post to reddit but when I do, I refresh my link every 5 seconds to see if i got an upvote  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always get drunk at party's but when i dont i jump off roofs of houses with an umbrella

i don't always get drunk at party's  but when i dont i jump off roofs of houses with an umbrella   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have time to do research for my thesis but when I do, I don't.

I don't always have time to do research for my thesis but when I do, I don't.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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