The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shave my balls but when I do, it's because I think i'm going to get laid.

I don't always shave my balls but when I do, it's because I think i'm going to get laid.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always walk around in the dark but when I do, I open my eyes wide enough to get super powers

I don't always walk around in the dark but when I do, I open my eyes wide enough to get super powers  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't look cool doing anything on video but when I do it's because "Sail" is the theme song

I don't look cool doing anything on video but when I do it's because

I don't always hear people on their phone in the toilet but when I do, I pee into the water as loud as I can

I don't always hear people on their phone in the toilet but when I do, I pee into the water as loud as I can  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always check webmd when I'm not feeling well but when i do, "oh shit, I'm going to die, aren't I"

I don't always check webmd when I'm not feeling well but when i do,

I don't always submit OC to reddit but when I do, i check my karma every two minutes and end up feeling ashamed, deleting the submission after being ignored or downvoted

I don't always submit OC to reddit but when I do, i check my karma every two minutes and end up feeling ashamed, deleting the submission after being ignored or downvoted  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always argue with charter customer service but when i do, i call my friend kevin to tattle, and he tells me to just pay my damn bill.

I don't always argue with charter customer service but when i do, i call my friend kevin to tattle, and he tells me to just pay my damn bill.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink wine But when I do, I prefer Harlequin

I don't always drink wine  But when I do, I prefer Harlequin  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go on facebook But when I do , I go on Farmville

I don't always go on facebook But when I do , I go on Farmville  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always ask for Tech Support But When I do,its usually a stupid fucking question

I don't always ask for Tech Support But When I do,its usually a stupid fucking question  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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