The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always think about having sex but when I do, I eat a raw potato.

I dont always think about having sex but when I do, I eat a raw potato.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always pee after sex But when i do, my dick turns into a lawn sprinkler

I dont always pee after sex But when i do, my dick turns into a lawn sprinkler   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have my faith resuscitated but when I do, I'm on FMH.

I don't always have my faith resuscitated but when I do, I'm on FMH.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have a mullet But when I do, i just end up looking like a fool

I don't always have a mullet But when I do, i just end up looking like a fool  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take care of pets But when I do, they die horrible, horrible deaths

I don't always take care of pets But when I do, they die horrible, horrible deaths  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post on Facebook But when I do, I like to subvert it.

I don't always post on Facebook But when I do, I like to subvert it.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always drink piss but when i do i prefer keystone light

i dont always drink piss but when i do i prefer keystone light  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always finish sentences But when I do

I dont always finish sentences But when I do  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always upvote in /r/politics But when I do, it's posts complaining about /r/politics

I don't always upvote in /r/politics But when I do, it's posts complaining about /r/politics  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always violate the 10 Commandments But when I do, I covet my neighbor's male slave so hard.

I don't always violate the 10 Commandments But when I do, I covet my neighbor's male slave so hard.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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