The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drop things But when i do, i try to grab it and smash it hard into the ground

I don't always drop things But when i do, i try to grab it and smash it hard into the ground  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear pants but when I do, they're sweatpants

I don't always wear pants but when I do, they're sweatpants  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always buy a case of water But when I do, I leave it under the cart.

I don't always buy a case of water But when I do, I leave it under the cart.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink coffee But when I do, it makes me have to shit so bad I never want to drink it again

I don't always drink coffee But when I do, it makes me have to shit so bad I never want to drink it again  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get hit in the face But when i do, is on my glasses

I don't always get hit in the face But when i do, is on my glasses  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear pants to church But when I do, it pisses off a whole bunch of people.

I don't always wear pants to church But when I do, it pisses off a whole bunch of people.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always look in urns but when I do half of them are empty

I don't always look in urns but when I do half of them are empty  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always rate a track but when I do its 1 star

I don't always 
rate a track but when I do 
its 1 star  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always want Chick-fil-A but when I do, it's on a sunday

I don't always want Chick-fil-A but when I do, it's on a sunday  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play mini golf but when i do i walk from hole to hole pretending the putter is a fancy cane

I don't always play mini golf but when i do i walk from hole to hole pretending the putter is a fancy cane  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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