The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always not shower after shaving But when I do, I spend the rest of the day picking tiny hairs out of my shirt

I don't always not shower after shaving But when I do, I spend the rest of the day picking tiny hairs out of my shirt  The Most Interesting Man In The World

"Dad, it's not that you can't look through my phone because there are rude texts on it It's because I don't want you looking through my phone when one does come."

I don't always move to florida But when i do, its one week before a fucking hurricane

I don't always move to florida But when i do, its one week before a fucking hurricane  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always chew gum But when i do, It is NEVER in choir!

I don't always chew gum But when i do, It is NEVER in choir!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always hold in a fart, But when i do, It's because i'm talking to a hot girl

I don't always hold in a fart, But when i do, It's because i'm talking to a hot girl  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't usually take a piss But when i do, I make sure i stand 6 feet from the toilet and take a aim

I don't usually take a piss But when i do, I make sure i stand 6 feet from the toilet and take a aim  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always run out of my daily medications But when i do, it's 8 hours before i leave for vacation

I don't always run out of my daily medications But when i do, it's 8 hours before i leave for vacation  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always mumble things under my breath But when i do, the person always hears me

I don't always mumble things under my breath But when i do, the person always hears me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always browse r/new But when i do, it's usually because i just posted something

I don't always browse r/new But when i do, it's usually because i just posted something   The Most Interesting Man In The World

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My cat doesn't always walk on my keyboard but when he dfekufcnerurhncghkdfvtjttvtj  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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